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October 11, 2004
Buuuuusted

They're so completely busted, I'm telling you. "Elvis, ha ha ha!" Dude. If there's an explanation for it, what is it? You can't laugh it off as hysterically funny crazy talk when you have already been caught doing it on another occasion.

They don't know for sure that there really was anything in the picture? Really? Because that's the story they used first -- or, no, wait, that was the story that the photos were doctored. And then it became clear that it showed on television. So then they had to admit that the photos weren't doctored. So now it's that maybe the photos aren't doctored, but they don't show anything?

If there was nothing in his coat, why don't they just say, "There was nothing in his coat"?

I'll tell you why. Because he had a receiver on, and all these guys are trying to do is make it three more weeks without anybody proving it. And if they say, "There was nothing in his coat," then it's going to be obvious that they're lying, because there was,and you can see it in the pictures and in the video. So they claim they don't know if there was, sort of, maybe, but if there was, it definitely wasn't a receiver.

Right.

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October 08, 2004
Debate Hilarity

I usually don't watch debates, because I can't, because I become enraged. But I watched the one tonight for some reason. Favorite moments:

Uh . . . I'm never wrong. Okay, the fact that Bush refused to name one thing he had done wrong in four years as president? Hilarious. Kerry missed a huge opportunity to kick him in the ass for that. That's ridiculous. Should have declined to do the whole Iraq thing in the same terms as last time, and instead just said, "This is how you get into unending messes that drag on forever that you can't fix -- it's when you refuse to admit you've ever been wrong about anything. Being principled is a virtue; being obstinate is not." Kerry dropped the ball, I thought, in falling for Bush's insistence on just rearguing Iraq. Also, Bush totally insulted the woman who asked the question. "You're REALLY bitching about Iraq!" No. She's trying to figure out whether you have the sense to learn from anything you've ever done wrong, and . . . she's not going to like the answer.

Kerry can't remember the words "spinal cord injury." Sad. Ironic. Funny. Wickedly amusing. I'm going to hell.

Bush uses the word, "internets." Dude. Seriously. It's like having a president who doesn't know what a "Mexico" is. Good freaking holy mother of Mozilla. He can't know the word "internet"? I'm not asking him to stop pronouncing "nuclear" like Dan Quayle did, I'm just asking him to know the word INTERNET.

Bush bravely comes out against the Dred Scott decision. Boy. I guess those people who were afraid he was weak on civil rights will feel a lot better now.

Bush calls Kerry "Kennedy." Good one.

Bush accidentally makes Kerry's point for him. Kerry was like, "They consider GW himself to be a small business because he got $84 from a timber company." And Bush was snorting, all, "I own a timber company?" NO, idiot. That's Kerry's point. You DON'T. But you're counting yourself as if you do. Get it? You're clueless AND you're using an unfair definition of a small business! Get . . . it . . . now? I just don't think Bush understood what Kerry was saying, even.

"Are too! Are too!" So Bush goes after Kerry for not signing the partial-birth abortion ban. And Kerry says, "I didn't sign it because it didn't include an exception for the life and health of the mother." And Bush yells back, "You can't hide! You didn't sign it!" Dude. Calm down. He just explained why he didn't sign it. If you want to win the point, go back to why he should have signed the bill even without the exception in it. I would have thought that his preparers would have set him up with something to say besides, "Didn't sign it! Didn't sign it!"

"OGBYNs." I know, John. Women are really confusing with all their girl parts, but please . . . get that one right, okay?

Again with Poland. After it becomes a joke on The Daily Show, you really have to watch out for that.

"I wasn't happy when we found out there wasn't weapons."
Yep. He was really hoping that there would be a lot of anthrax and smallpox and nukes over there. Wouldn't you have felt better knowing there were large stores of that stuff in Iraq that might have been handed around for years to whomever had ten bucks and a Budweiser?

All in all, an entertaining debate. I can't judge, because I genuinely think Bush is so goofy that I can't even take him seriously. He never has any idea what he's talking about, and as I said, I can't have a serious discussion with anyone who could have a four-year term as president and have not one single identifiable regret. Good Lord. Name someone you appointed to an obscure commission or something. Say you wouldn't have flipped off the entire world. Say you would have served something else at one of the state dinners. You can't just refuse to answer that question. Like I said, that could have been an absolute home run for Kerry, and he let him up off the mat, which frustrates me.

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September 06, 2004
Oh, great idea

Wing and I were talking the other day about the way the Democrats have completely forgotten everything they ever learned when Clinton was elected, particularly the need to get out with substantially more talons showing than they have recently. (We were wishing and wishing and WISHING that they would call out some of the totally ridiculous lies that were told at the Republican convention, for instance, and they've obviously elected not to.)

I commented that the only person to run a successful Democratic presidential campaign in recent memory was James Carville, and you know why? Because he was an unapologetic asshole who had no sentimental attachment to the idea of taking the high road, which is what gets the Democrats killed every damn time. If they had anybody who was willing to get out there and absolutely flat-out lie with the total lack of remorse shown by, say, Cheney or Zell Miller, they would stand a far greater chance of winning. I'm not saying this is a good thing, but it's a fact.

So who did they get now? A guy from the Dukakis campaign. Brilliant.

Because we know how well that worked out.

I hope you're enjoying Karl Rove, because I increasingly believe he's going to reign until January, 2009.

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