I have been meaning to link to this forever . . . Paul Gilmartin is the "Paul" in "Paul and Annabelle" on Dinner and a Movie on TBS. But he's also just damn funny, and one morning on the radio, I heard him recite Tim, the Die-Hard Packer Fan. It was one of the funniest things I ever heard, although I must admit that having a person handy to do it in a strong Minnesota/Wisconsin accent for you may be crucial. It's not broken out into verse on Paul's site, but it reads like a Doctor Seuss poem, so read it in your head that way.

I love you, Paul.