I think The Smoking Gun has been battered around as a publicity device a little bit recently, but this is very worthwhile reading. You'd think if they were going to shoot off fireworks, it would have made sense to say so, considering that they specified the riser heights.

Or, if you want to go straight to hell, you can do what I did, and also find it slightly funny and sad that their rider requires Subway sandwiches. It's a far cry from J.Lo and her toilet lilies.