Watching the referrer logs, I feel like I should offer up something for those of you who kicked over here from Jack Bogdanski's blog, so here's my favorite tidbit. I will still, from time to time, when someone begins discussing some major inconsistency in law or complaining about how it treats two people in similar situations differently, indignantly say, "And what about Ted, and the memo in his inbox? He's not seeing a dime till Elvis." And then everybody looks at me like I'm nuts. And I wave my hand and go, "Um, nevermind. Nothing. No, really. Nothing." (Is it Ted? It might not be Ted. It might be, like, Dave or something. But I always say "Ted.")