July 17, 2003

They should combine the kitty translator with the part about how the lab that invented it "helps solve crime." Then you could have kitty detectives running around investigating and reporting back to the police station with all kinds of fascinating information.

Actually, my favorite use of this device would be to allow Hobey and Little Joe an opportunity for rebuttal.

Posted by Alison-Jane at July 17, 2003 05:26 AM
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Oh, like they wouldn't just dump the thing in the toilet first chance they got. The whole idea reminds me of "Tobermory," that story where the cat was talking and insulting all the houseguests and then the host poisoned it.

Posted by: Sars on July 17, 2003 03:48 PM

According to the article, you have to hold the translator up to the cat's face so that the microphone can pick up the cat's "speech." If that's the case, I think the only translation you'll ever hear is "Get that stupid thing away from me and bring me some tuna NOW!" Like I need to spend money for that.

Posted by: Grace on July 18, 2003 11:27 AM
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