I especially like the line "Mr. Avolt said he didn’t know how the head wound up at his bar." It's the sort of thing you could read in many different contexts.

There is a very dirty joke about giving head, John Travolta and a bar in there somewhere but in celebration of the brand new year and the fact that JT will forever be my Sweathog boyfriend, I won't try too hard to look for it (except that by writing this - I totally did. Sorry Vinnie - I still love you).